AISubs v3.7
- Yamamoto, Takumoto - Gyozo - Toshimoto - Gyomoto - Mishimura, Natamura
Everyone, when you came over to my house today,
you didn't let your guard down, right?
- "Let your guard down"? - You know you're right.
- Yeah, yeah. - There's nothing to be wary of.
- Here it is! - "No need to be wary."
- Watch out! - Are you dead or what?!
- We're friends, right? - Yeah.
You don't have to be wary. You're friends, right?
The good thing about human beings is that you can have a trust building relationship
and you can forgive each other. That's a wonderful thing.
But at the same time, killing human beings is killing human beings.
Humans should fear humans.
That's a fact for sure.
Of course we want to trust them, but somewhere in our hearts...
we think "He might kill me."
That's very important.
So this time...
we've prepared a murder trap for you, Shibayu.
It seems like you'll really kill me.
We've prepared 5 cute traps...
that you'll know if you're serious about it.
For example, a toy knife...
that you'll say "You're dead if it's true."
Let's see how many of them we can catch.
What if you catch one of them?
Normally, if you die...
we'd be like "Okay."
But it's cute...
if you catch one of us.
So we'll be cute and say...
Whee!
You're dead if you catch one of us.
We'll say "Whee!" with all our hearts.
That's just a prank.
What about the second one?
I don't know about the first one.
We'll say "Whee!" and you'll say "What?"
And we'll say "Whee!" again and you'll say "Is that so?"
We'll say "Whee!" as many times as we can and you'll say "You're dead if you catch one of us."
If...
you can avoid one of the traps...
and you can avoid it...
Whoo!
You'll say "Whoo!" and you'll say "You're dead if you catch one of us."
We have 5 of them.
Each of you...
will vote on which trap you'll catch...
and you'll decide which one is the simplest.
That's how we'll decide who will go first.
Since we've decided, let's have you refer to it.
That's right.
In a way of avoiding it.
Refer to it in a way of being cautious.
The first one is...
The water in the water server has changed to poison.
No, you'll die.
You'll die for that.
But it doesn't look like it has changed at all.
They broke the bag and put it in.
They put in three boxes and put it in.
You can't tell until you drink it.
The second one is...
The refrigerator sensor bomb.
It's been like that for five years.
Can you open the refrigerator?
Can you open it?
Well, if you open it, you'll be completely close.
It's like the water server.
And the third one is...
Poisoned chocolate pie killer.
Oh, you can eat it.
This is still a little bit.
You open the bottom like this.
You put a lot of cinnamon in the middle of it.
You close it and put it upside down.
If you think about it, you'll definitely open it from above.
And if you eat it, it's cinnamon.
I wonder if you'll take it.
But if you really want to eat it, you can't stand it.
It's an animal.
It's common in dungeons.
If you open the door, you'll hit it with an axe.
But if you're serious about it, you can't stand it.
A murder where a toy chainsaw is swinging like this.
It's a water-repellent device.
If you think it's weird to run away in a water- repellent device, you're dead.
And the last one is...
Smash Bros. Pro Controller Explosion Killer.
As soon as you hold it in your hand, it explodes.
I put it in yesterday.
Whether you died of your own trap or not.
You can choose a trap.
Let's decide.
I'll go first.
Hey, you're definitely a king.
Water.
I have love, so I'll have a Pro Controller Explosion Killer.
I'll have a chocopie today.
You're a king.
I think Shibayu will come in about ten minutes.
Let's see what he dies of.
Let's do it.
First.
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
I have something to tell you.
Shibayu, I have something to tell you.
At first,
I was editing my own channel.
When I got older,
I met a famous senior.
Wow, you're getting popular.
I want you to pick me up.
I'll give you a ride when you start something.
What should I start?
Shibayu,
give me your memory card.
I don't have it.
Seriously, I don't have it.
I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find it.
I went there,
and when I came back, I couldn't find it.
I don't think you have it.
I thought I was the only one
who gave up and came out
because he was lonely.
I'm checking
if there's anything left.
I'm checking if there's anything left.
I found it!
What is it?
It was there.
Didn't someone throw it away
or clean it up in the meantime?
What is it?
Look at this.
What?
Look at this.
Water bottle?
Hey.
Can you do it for me?
I want you to do it for me.
If you can't do it, I'll stop.
You are so good at this.
I can't do it.
What?
What's that?
Do you need water?
No water
Thank you.
I'm taking it out.
That's not it.
It was delicious.
Tissue.
My nose is smelly.
What?
My nose is smelly.
It's annoying.
It's a trap.
I see.
It's a trap.
Salty.
Wake up.
(Restarting)
(Laughing)
How can you do that?
(Laughing)
(Applause)
If you try hard, you can kill people easily.
(Laughing)
Oh, that means I'm dead.
(Laughing)
It's dangerous to let your guard down in the world, so I'm going to live with caution for the time being.
Well, everyone ...